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This isnβt just another list of dino-mite jokes β weβre serving up the BEST T-Rex puns and jokes about T-Rex that are guaranteed to make you the punniest paleontologist in the park. This funny and clever collection has something for everyone, kids and adults alike! Get ready for some positive vibes and prepare to have your funny bone tickled. π Letβs get this prehistoric pun party started! π
Top T Rex Puns & Jokes: Prepare to ROAR with Laughter
- Why did the T-Rex cross the road? To prove he wasnβt chicken!
- What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser!
- Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite number? Eight! (They love to ate-ate-ate!)
- A T-Rex walks into a bar. He says, βIβll have a glass ofβ¦ oh, never mind. I canβt reach.β
- What do you call a T-Rex with a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
- Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex? Long distance!
- Did you hear about the T-Rex who was a model? He was always told he had a great bone structure.
- Why are T-Rexes such bad liars? You can easily see right through them!
- My friend said he wanted to be a T-Rex for Halloween. I told him, βDonβt bite off more than you can chew!β
- What do you get if you cross a T-Rex with explosives? Dino-mite!
- What do you call a T-Rex whoβs always grumpy? A Tyrannosaurus Vex!
- Why donβt T-Rexes play instruments? Their arms are too short to reach the notes!
- How do you invite a T-Rex to a party? You βdino-miteβ him!
- I met a T-Rex at the museum today. Turns out, he was a real arm-chair historian.
- Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite band? The Fossil Fuelers!

T-Rex One-Liner Jokes That Are Dino-mite!
- A T-Rex walks into a bar. The bartender says, βHey, your drinks are on the house!β The T-Rex replies, βSounds great, but do you have any tiny straws?β
- Why did the T-Rex get a job at the bone factory? Because he was a bone-afide expert!
- What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser!
- Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite number? Anything after five!
- My friend told me he met a T-Rex with a feather boa. I said, βSounds like a dino-mite outfit!β
- What did the T-Rex say to the cashier after she told him his total? βKeep the change.β
- I used to play hide-and-seek with a T-Rex, but he always said I was easy prey.
- I tried to tell a joke about a T-Rex wearing a tuxedo, but it didnβt fit!
- Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite song? βArms of an Angelβ by Sarah McLachlan.
- A T-Rex walks into a library. The librarian asks, βCan I help you find anything?β The T-Rex says, βIβm just browsing.β
- Breaking news: Local T-Rex opening a bakery called βTiny Arms, Big Cookies.
- What do you call a T-Rex whoβs really good at karate? A Lean, Mean, Fighting Machineβ¦ with really short arms.
- I saw a T-Rex wearing glasses at the museum. He said, βTheyβre prescription. Iβm a terrible judge of scale.β
- My therapist says I have an unhealthy obsession with T-Rexes. Sounds like a big claim to me.
- Why donβt T-Rexes play instruments? Because theyβre always saying, βIβll try anything once!β
Quotes About βT Rexβ That Will Make You Roars With Laughter
- βT-Rex went extinct because they couldnβt clap back at meteor roasts. Tough crowd.β
- βDating a T-Rex must have been tough. Imagine the tiny gifts on Valentineβs Day.β
- βYou havenβt felt true fear until youβve heard a T-Rex sneeze and itβs just a high-pitched squeak.β
- βMy spirit animal is a T-Rex. Tiny arms, big attitude, probably hungry.β
- βT-Rexβs secret to a good hair day? Meteor showers. Instant volume.β
- βWhat do you call a T-Rex pickup line? βHey girl, are you a fossil? Because I dig you!'β
- βT-Rex tried stand-up comedy once. Turns out, reaching the mic is everything.β
- βBehind every great T-Rex is a therapist saying, βNo, itβs NOT about the arms.'β
- βAlways thought it was unfair T-Rexs only had two fingers. How else were they supposed to flip anyone off?β
- βIf a T-Rex wears a backpack, does it justβ¦ float?β
- βT-Rex arms are proof that even the mightiest predators had design flaws. Like, evolution, were you even trying?β
- βBreaking news: Scientists discover T-Rex used its tiny arms for jazz hands. More at 11.β
- βLife hack: Channel your inner T-Rex when opening pickle jars. Brute force always wins.β
- βI bet T-Rex played air guitar like a champ. Nobody tell him heβd shred with real ones.β
- βNever judge a dinosaur by its limbs. Unless itβs a T-Rex. Then you can judge a little.β
Dad Jokes about βT Rexβ: Prepare for a Roarsome Time!
- What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- I met a T-Rex at the gym today. Turns out heβs a real tyrant-osaurus when it comes to lifting weights.
- What does a T-Rex use to surf the internet? A Chrome-osaur-us.
- Why did the T-Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadnβt evolved yet.
- Heard theyβre making a movie about a T-Rexβs teenage years. Sounds like itβll be a real Jurassic-flop.
- Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite number? Eight! (ate)
- My son asked me what my favorite dinosaur was growing up. I said, βYouβll have to be more pacific!β
- A T-Rex walks into a bar and says, βIβm looking for a drink, and donβt try anything funnyβIβve got my tiny arms on you!β
- Why donβt T-Rexes play hide and seek? Because theyβd always be easy to spot.
- Want to hear a joke about a T-Rex whoβs a stand-up comedian? Iβd tell you, but itβs too short.
- Whatβs a T-Rexβs least favorite type of music? Anything with a heavy bass.
- My wife got mad at me for making too many T-Rex jokes. I said, βDonβt get so extinct!β
- Did you hear about the T-Rex who was a lawyer? He was always tyrannosaurus-lawyering his opponents.
- How do we know T-Rexes are extinct? They havenβt posted on social media in ages.
- A T-Rexβs favorite band? The Fossil Fuel-ers.
T-Rex Puns & Jokes for Kids: Prepare for a Roaring Good Time!
- What do you call a T. Rex who hates losing? A saur loser!
- What does a T. Rex use to surf the internet? A Tyrannosaurus-mouse!
- Where does a T. Rex sit in a car? In the roar-passenger seat!
- What do you call a T. Rex with a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
- Why did the T. Rex cross the road? To prove he wasnβt chicken!
- Whatβs a T. Rexβs favorite number? Eight! (Because they ate, get it?)
- What do you call a T. Rex after a breakup? A Tyrannosaurus ex!
- How did the T. Rex get his mail delivered? By dino-post!
- What kind of music does a T. Rex like? Anything but heavy metal!
- Why was the T. Rex always invited to parties? Because he was a terrific dancer (terrible lizard, get it?)!
- What do you call a T. Rex whoβs really good at hide and seek? An expert hider-a-saurus!
- What do you get if you cross a T. Rex with a pig? Jurassic pork!
- Why did the T. Rex get a job at the library? He loved books with roaring good stories!
- What does a T. Rex say after a good joke? βYouβre dino-mite!β
- What do you call a T. Rex with a sore throat? A little hoarse!
T Rex Double Entendre Puns So Funny, Theyβre Dino-mite!
- T-Rex tried to start a bakery, but his short arms made it difficult to make the dough. He just couldnβt knead the way he wanted to.
- They say the T-Rex was a carnivore, but he was always seen around ferns. I guess you could say he was frond of them.
- T-Rex hated playing cards. His tiny arms couldnβt hold a hand.
- That T-Rex couldnβt change a lightbulb. Said he was terrified of high-powered situations.
- T-Rex went to the therapist for a hug. He just needed some short-arm comfort.
- I met a T-Rex who was a successful lawyer. Turns out, he was a real sue-arian.
- I asked the T-Rex why he was so good at hide-and-seek. He winked and said, βDude, Iβm practically extinct.β
- Never try to outrun a T-Rex. Theyβve got little legs, but theyβve got long strides in history.
- The T-Rex got a job as a bouncer, but he got fired on his first night. Turns out, he was too much of a hugger.
- The T-Rex went on a diet. Turns out, he looked dino-mite before, but now heβs just plain mite.
- T-Rex was a terrible dancer. He said it was because he had two left feet⦠literally.
- You know youβre dating a T-Rex whenβ¦ taking them shopping means carrying all the bags.
- T-Rex wanted to be a surgeon, but he wasnβt cut out for it.
- T-Rex tried to write a novel, but everyone said it lacked reach.
- Never ask a T-Rex to βgive you five.β Theyβre more of a high-two kind of dinosaur.
T Rex-ellent Recursive Puns That Will Make You Roarsaurus With Laughter
- Why did the T. Rex cross the road? To prove he wasnβt chickenβ¦ because, you know, T. Rex arms are too short to pluck feathers.
- Whatβs a T. Rexβs favorite number? Eightβ¦ because it sounds like βate,β get it? T. Rex ate a lot. Classic T. Rex.
- A T. Rex walks into a library and asks for books on time travel. The librarian whispers, βTheyβre right behind you in the dinosaur sectionβ¦ because, well, youβre a T. Rex.β
- What do you call a T. Rex with a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Texβ¦ because thatβs just too much awesome for one prehistoric creature.
- Why donβt they let T. Rex use computers? Because theyβre afraid of little Tyranno-keyboards.
- A T. Rex is looking in the mirror, feeling down. His friend tries to cheer him up: βHey, donβt be so extinct on yourself!β
- The T. Rex couldnβt reach the cookie jar. He was all roar and no reachβ¦ because, well, T. Rex arms.
- Whatβs a T. Rexβs favorite type of music? Anything but heavy metalβ¦ because, you know, irony.
- Why did the T. Rex get a job at the museum? To pick up some extra bones⦠for his collection, of course.
- You know youβve had too much coffee when you start seeing T. Rexesβ¦ or maybe youβre just in the Cretaceous period.
- What do you get if you cross a T. Rex with explosives? Dino-mite!
- Why are T. Rexes such bad dancers? They have two left feet⦠literally.
- A T. Rex goes to a therapist and says, βI keep having these recurring nightmares where Iβm extinct!β The therapist says, βWell, thatβs understandableβ¦β
- What do you call a T. Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- Never play hide and seek with a T. Rex. Theyβll find you eventuallyβ¦ they have a great sense of smell.
T-Rex Q&A Jokes & Puns: Prepare for a Roaring Good Time!
- Q: Why donβt T-Rexes play the piano? A: Because they canβt handle the scales!
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A: A saur loser!
- Q: Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite band? A: The Rolling Stones!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a T-Rex with explosives? A: Dino-mite!
- Q: Why did the T-Rex cross the road? A: Chickens hadnβt evolved yet.
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex that knows a lot of words? A: A the-saurus!
- Q: Why are T-Rexes such bad liars? A: You can see them lying through their teeth!
- Q: Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite drink? A: Anything he can get his tiny arms on!
- Q: How do we know T-Rexes are extinct? A: They havenβt posted on Instagram in ages!
- Q: Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex? A: Long distance!
- Q: Why did the T-Rex get a job at the museum? A: He was good with his hands⦠well, his one good hand!
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex with a cowboy hat and boots? A: Tyrannosaurus Tex!
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex ghost? A: A scare-dactyl!
- Q: Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite number? A: Eight! (ate)
- Q: Why donβt T-Rexes use computers? A: They prefer to browse the fossil record!
T-Rex Knock-Knock Jokes That Wonβt Go Extinct From Laughter
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? T. T who? T-rex you up!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Tiny. Tiny who? Tiny arms, big roar, itβs T-Rex!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Aloe. Aloe who? Aloe you to borrow my T-Rex costume!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan see the T-Rex hide and seek champion? Neither can anyone else!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside, I heard someone talking about my short arms! T-Rex probably.
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Idaho. Idaho who? Idaho-nβt believe you havenβt seen Jurassic Park! T-Rex is the star!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa big apology to the T-Rex for that last joke!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Europe. Europe who? Europe-pared to face a T-Rex? I wouldnβt be!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you believe how big that T-Rex footprint is?
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, gotta go! The T-Rex is loose!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to ride a T-Rex to school?
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the T-Rex, and heβs not happy about those βshort armsβ jokes!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Tank. Tank who? Youβre welcome! β T-Rex after letting you borrow his tank top.
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didnβt say T-Rex? β¦Because they canβt reach the doorknob!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-sly, have you seen my arms? β A very forgetful T-Rex.
T Rex Pun Names: Because Jurassic Puns Are Dino-mite!
- Tyrannosaurus Tex-Mex
- T-Wrecks (Demolition Derby Champion)
- Tea Rex (A very sophisticated dinosaur)
- Tyrannosaurus Specs (Worldβs best Optometrist)
- T-Flex (Gym Rat Extraordinaire)
- T. Rex Allen (Country Music Legend)
- Tyrannosaurus Rejects (Garage Band Name)
- T-Rexcellent (Used car Dealership)
- Tyrannosaurus Hex (He put a spell on you)
- T-Rexolotl (Rare hybrid pet)
- Tyrannosaurus Checks In (Hotel Detective)
- T-Wrecks and the Heartbreakers (80βs Hair Metal Band)
- T-Rex Marks the Spot (Pirate Treasure Map)
- Tyrannosaurus Apex Predatorβ¦of Fashion
- T-Rex and Roll (Dinosaur Rock nβ Roll Lifestyle)
Tyrannosaurus Pun: The End-tastic Extinct-ion!
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