150+ Spring Puns & Jokes: You’ll Spring for These!

Get ready to 🌸spring🌸 into laughter! 😄 This isn’t just another list of puns – we’ve got the best, most clever, and positively hilarious spring jokes and puns for kids and kids-at-heart! 😁 So ditch the winter blues because this collection of funny spring jokes is about to put a spring in your step! 🌻 #puns #humor #jokesaboutspring #forkids

Top Spring Puns & Jokes – Editor’s Picks: Guaranteed to Make You Bloom With Laughter

1. What did the tree wear to the spring dance? A blooming outfit! 🌳🌸
2. I’m so excited for spring cleaning! I’m ready to sweep everything under the rug for another year. 🧹🙈
3. What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud, wanna hang out? 🐝🌼
4. Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” 🎉
5. I got hit in the head with a flower today. I was like, “Hey! What was that tulip about?” 🌷🤨
6. Spring: Proof that winter is fur-ever gone. 😉❄️
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! (Perfect for spring!)🐻🍬
8. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to have a power plant! 💡🌱
9. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So I took it to the movies. It was a great dad and son outing! 🕷️👨‍👦🍿
10. What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning! 🥢
11. April showers bring May flowers. And what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! 🌸🛳️🦃
12. You know it’s spring when you can wear your white shoes without being fashionably late. 😎👟
13. What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon tree? A sour puss! 🍋🐈
14. What season is it when you’re on a trampoline? Spring-time! 🤸‍♀️
15. I’m pollen in love with spring! 🌻❤️

Funny Spring One-Liner Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Bloom With Laughter

1. I’m so excited for spring cleaning! I’m going to throw open all the windows and let the spiders in. 🕷️🏠
2. What did the tree wear to the spring dance? Blooming pants! 🌳💃🕺
3. You know it’s spring when you can wear a sweater that’s also a sneeze guard.🤧🧶
4. Spring fever is really just pollen-trified excitement. 🌻🤧
5. My allergies are acting up. Guess I should stop smelling the flowers on the bright side. 💐😄
6. What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud, wanna hang out? 🐝🌼
7. Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’ 🎉🌎
8. I’m pollen in love with this warm weather. 🥰☀️
9. My wallet is on a diet this spring. It’s feeling a little light after all those winter sales. 💸😭
10. Don’t worry, be happy. It’s officially shorts weather!🩳😄
11. I love spring, but I could do without the pollen-tial for a runny nose. 🤧
12. I’m growing my own herbs this spring. I’ve always wanted to be a thyme lord. 🌱👑
13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔 (Okay, this one’s not about spring, but it’s cute!)
14. April showers bring May flowers, and what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims! ☔️🌼🛳️
15. I think I’m allergic to pollen. Every time I go outside, I break into spring cleaning! 🤧🧹
16. Spring has sprung, and my motivation to do anything but sit outside has…also sprung. Away. It’s sprung away. 😴☀️

QnA Jokes & Puns about Spring: Get Ready to Bloom with Laughter!

1. Q: What did the tree wear to the spring dance? A: A blooming good time!
2. Q: What do you call a bear emerging from hibernation in the springtime? A: Spring-credible!
3. Q: Why was the bee’s hair sticky? A: Because he used a honey-comb!
4. Q: What’s the difference between spring and fall? A: If you fall in spring, you’ll fall for someone. If you fall in fall, you’ll fall for anything!
5. Q: What did the flower say to the bee? A: Bee gone!
6. Q: What season is it when you’re on a trampoline? A: Spring-time!
7. Q: Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? A: He wanted a power plant!
8. Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!
9. Q: What did the seed say to the sun? A: I’m sprouting out for you!
10. Q: What’s a bird’s favorite type of math? A: Owlgebra!
11. Q: What kind of music do rabbits listen to? A: Hip-hop!
12. Q: What did the baby flower say to the mama flower? A: I love you a whole bunch!
13. Q: What did one flower say to the other flower? A: Hey bud, how’s it growing?
14. Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon tree? A: A sour puss!
15. Q: What’s a springtime bird’s favorite breakfast cereal? A: Cheep-Cheep Cheerios!
16. Q: What happens when you plant kisses in the spring? A: You get tulips!

Dad Jokes about Spring: Get Ready to Groan This Season

1. I wanted to plant some birdseed this spring, but then I thought, “Why bother? It’s cheep enough as it is.”
2. What did the tree wear to the spring dance? A blooming tie!
3. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So, I took it to the movies. It’s been a great spring so far!
4. What do you get if you plant kisses in the spring? Tulips!
5. I tried to explain to my son about the birds and the bees, but I think he’s still pollen my leg.
6. I love spring cleaning… said no dad ever!
7. You know what spring is great for? Finally being able to tell the difference between the weeds and the plants I meticulously cultivated all winter.
8. I think I’m allergic to pollen. Every time I come home with flowers, my wife’s nose starts running.
9. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey bud, wanna hang out?
10. What’s a tornado’s favorite activity in spring? Twister!
11. I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.” Especially with spring break upon us!
12. What season is it when you’re on a trampoline? Spring-time!
13. Why are allergies so popular? They’re really easy to pick up in the spring!
14. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to have a power plant!

Funny Quotes About Spring: Get Your Dose of Spring Fever Laughter

1. “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!'” – Robin Williams
2. “I love the smell of freshly cut grass – unless of course, I am the one who has been cutting it.” – Anonymous
3. “Spring: A lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be…unless it’s your allergies acting up, then it’s just cruel.” – Anonymous
4. “I’m so excited for spring cleaning! I’m going to hire someone to clean my house. That’s the spirit, right?” – Anonymous
5. “People in sleep all winter are like bears, I just hibernate without the fur and the dignity.” – Anonymous
6. “Flowers are blooming, birds are singing, and I’m sneezing. Ah, spring is in the air!” – Anonymous
7. “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!” – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
8. “My favorite part of spring is when the ground stops being cold and trying to kill me.” – Anonymous
9. “Bunnies are hopping, flowers are popping, and I’m just hoping I don’t get a sunburn on the first day it hits 60 degrees.” – Anonymous
10. “Every year I forget how much I love spring… and then I remember I’m allergic to everything.” – Anonymous
11. “It sure is spring fever… gotta go buy myself a new rake.” – Will Rogers
12. “My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So I’m going back to bed.” – Anonymous
13. “I think the best kind of spring cleaning is throwing away old receipts and expired coupons. You know, the things that actually need to go.” – Anonymous
14. “A flower doesn’t think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.” – Zen Shin

Funny Proverbs & Wise Sayings about Spring: Gettin’ Spriggy With It

1. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Especially when that cheese is a delicious picnic lunch left unguarded in the park).
2. April showers bring May flowers, and a desperate need for waterproof shoes.
3. A stitch in time saves nine, unless you’re talking about allergies, then you’re doomed regardless.
4. The grass is always greener on the other side, because they probably have a better sprinkler system.
5. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch…unless you’re counting baby bunnies, then go nuts!
6. One swallow does not a summer make, but it might be a sign you need to clean your gutters.
7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a bouquet of lilies just makes the house smell weird.
8. Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was your pollen tolerance. It’s a work in progress.
9. Better safe than sorry, especially when it comes to assuming that fuzzy caterpillar is harmless.
10. Practice makes perfect, except when learning to throw a frisbee in the wind. It’s an exercise in futility.
11. Out of sight, out of mind, like that rake you swore you’d put away after the leaves fell.
12. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it stop and smell the freshly mown lawn (they have no appreciation for the finer things).
13. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, especially when those eggs are chocolate and you have questionable self-control.
14. The early bird might get the worm, but the early bee gets yelled at for dive-bombing the picnic table.
15. A watched pot never boils, and neither do those darn tulips. Just when you give up, BAM, color explosion.
16. Laughter is the best medicine, especially when you realize you wore sandals on the first day of spring and it’s actually snowing.

Spring Double Entendres Puns: Get Ready to Groan (and Bloom with Laughter!)

1. I’m really springing into action this season… by taking a nap in this hammock. (Springing into action vs. literal springs in a hammock)
2. My love for you blossoms more every day… especially when I’m around pollen, I guess. (Love blossoming vs. allergy symptoms)
3. This weather is giving me serious spring fever… I think I need to go buy a new swimsuit. (Spring fever as excitement vs. need for warm weather gear)
4. I’ve got spring cleaning on my mind… but first, I need a three-hour nap. (Motivation vs. procrastination)
5. These flowers smell divine! … unlike the compost heap I just used to fertilize them. (Pleasant vs. unpleasant smells)
6. This spring lamb is simply delicious… almost as good as that plant-based burger I had last week. (Enjoying meat vs. vegetarianism)
7. I’m so excited for the spring racing season… those snails are really going neck and neck. (Horse racing vs. slow-moving creatures)
8. I can’t wait to go birdwatching this spring… from the comfort of my air-conditioned living room. (Enthusiasm vs. laziness)
9. Spring is a time for new beginnings… like finally throwing out that expired yogurt in the fridge. (Fresh starts vs. procrastination)
10. I think I’m allergic to pollen… or maybe it’s just my love life that’s making me sneeze. (Allergies vs. awkward dating experiences)
11. This weather is perfect for a picnic… assuming you don’t mind sharing your food with the ants. (Ideal conditions vs. nature’s intrusions)
12. I’m feeling so energetic this spring, I could climb a mountain… or maybe just this small hill. (Ambition vs. realistic limitations)
13. My garden is really starting to grow this spring… along with my anxiety about keeping it alive. (Gardening success vs. overwhelming responsibility)
14. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, life is good… until you get the pollen bill from your allergist. (Springtime bliss vs. harsh realities)
15. I’m looking forward to spending more time outdoors this spring… mostly trying to swat away mosquitoes. (Outdoor enjoyment vs. pesky insects)
16. Spring is all about growth and renewal… especially my waistline after all those delicious Easter treats. (Positive changes vs. humorous consequences)

Recursive Puns about Spring: Where the Jokes Keep Springing Back

1. What did the tree wear to the spring party? A spring-time outfit, of course! It was a very tree-mendous event, with everyone branching out and having fun.
2. Why was the spring garden always so well-organized? Because it had lots of rows, rows, rows of flowers!
3. What did the bee say to the flower in spring? “Hey bud, let’s bee friends! We can pollen around together.”
4. What’s the most energetic season? Spring! It’s when everything springs to life.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, field, field all spring long!
6. What happens when you ask a flower a question in spring? It gives you a bloomingly obvious answer.
7. Why don’t they play hide and seek in the spring garden? Because the tulips are always peeking out!
8. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beet! Especially during spring-time, when the beets are fresh.
9. Why did the bird get a job at the spring garden? Because he was a natural at chirping up the customers!
10. What do you get if you cross a spring shower with a lemon? A very sour season!
11. Why was the spring breeze so mischievous? It loved to leaf people’s hats in trees! It was a regular gust of fun.
12. What’s a spring lamb’s favorite game? Baaaa-sketball, of course!
13. Why did the sun go to school in spring? To improve its ray-ting, naturally!
14. How do you make a spring salad? You just have to toss in your favorite seasonal vegetables!
15. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of shoes? Clogs, of course! They’re perfect for springing around the garden.
16. What did the tree say to the spring wind? “Leaf me alone!” It was feeling quite ruffled.
17. Why was the spring so busy? It had a lot of growing to do!

Funny Spring Tom Swifties – Jokes and Puns That Will Leaf You in Stitches

1. “This rain is really messing up my hairdo!” Tom said mistily.
2. “My allergies are acting up again,” Tom said achoo-ly.
3. “These daffodils are absolutely stunning!” Tom exclaimed bloomingly.
4. “Did you see that bunny hop by?” Tom asked hare-raisingly.
5. “I can’t believe how much the grass grew!” Tom said shear madness.
6. “These April showers are getting out of hand!” Tom said deluged.
7. “I’m going to fly a kite today,” Tom said loftily.
8. “That was some spring cleaning!” Tom said exhaustedly.
9. “I’m going to miss the birds singing when they migrate,” Tom said chirplessly.
10. “This hammock is the perfect place for a nap,” Tom said lazily.
11. “I love the smell of fresh-cut grass,” Tom said mowningly.
12. “This sunshine feels amazing on my skin,” Tom said brightly.
13. “These baby birds are so cute!” Tom cheeped adoringly.
14. “Let’s have a picnic under that blooming cherry tree!” Tom suggested pit-fully.
15. “This pollen is really getting to me,” Tom said sneezingly.
16. “Spring has sprung!” Tom declared springingly.

Spring Spoonerisms: Where Words Get a Spring Cleaning

1. “Time to shed some pears!” (Instead of “Time to shear some pears!”) – Perfect for a day of fruit tree pruning.
2. “Close the door, you’re letting the bugs spling in!” (Instead of “Close the door, you’re letting the spring bugs in!”) – When those pesky flies think it’s their time to shine.
3. “Wow, those birds are really chirping the worm!” (Instead of “Wow, those birds are really worming the chirp!”) – For the enthusiastically singing birds.
4. “Honey, did you remember to buy bunny goop?” (Instead of “Honey, did you remember to buy bunny poop?”) – Gardeners will relate.
5. “Let’s go outside and smell the flowers grom!” (Instead of “Let’s go outside and smell the flowers grow!”) – Because smelling growing flowers isn’t as appealing.
6. “This rain is making my hair curl up like a shpring lamb!” (Instead of “This rain is making my hair curl up like a spring lamb!”) – For those with temperamental hair days.
7. “I’m so glad it’s pring stime!” (Instead of “I’m so glad it’s spring time!”) – The excitement is palpable.
8. “Look at that bee, busy as a flee!” (Instead of “Look at that bee, busy as a flea!”) – Because being busy as a slow-moving flee isn’t very impressive.
9. “Pass the bloomin’ onions, please!” (Instead of “Pass the blooming onions, please!”) – A tasty Spring Spoonerism!
10. “This weather is perfect for a game of batch ball.” (Instead of “This weather is perfect for a game of catch ball.”) – For a confusing, yet fun, game.
11. “The kids are outside flying a shite.” (Instead of “The kids are outside flying a kite.”) – Hopefully, they’re flying it high!
12. “Let’s prankle in the puddles!” (Instead of “Let’s prinkle in the puddles!”) – Get those toes wet!
13. “The garden is looking very groppy this year!” (Instead of “The garden is looking very poppy this year!”) – Maybe needs a bit more weeding.
14. “I love the smell of frestly shut laundry!” (Instead of “I love the smell of freshly cut laundry!”) – Laundry day just got a whole lot weirder.
15. “The flowers are so vibrant, they’re like a bowl of cainbows!” (Instead of “The flowers are so vibrant, they’re like a bowl of rainbows!”) – Someone call the eye doctor, that’s a lot of color!
16. “I think I have a touch of hay splever.” (Instead of “I think I have a touch of hay fever.”) – Bless you!
17. “I can’t wait for the annual Easter peg hunt!” (Instead of “I can’t wait for the annual Easter egg hunt!”) – Don’t forget to boil the pegs!

Spring Off – That’s All, Folks!

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