Hang ten on laughter! ๐ Get ready to ride the waves of humor with the best list of surfer puns and jokes about surfers. These arenโt just any old wipeouts, folks! Weโre talking clever, funny, and even positive vibes โ perfect for kids and anyone who loves a good chuckle. So grab your board (or your imaginary one!), wax up those funny bones, and get ready for some seriously hilarious ocean-sized puns and jokes about our wave-riding friends! ๐
Top Surfer Puns & Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Shore-ly Chuckle
- Why donโt surfers ever win arguments? Because they always get caught in the curl!
- A surfer walks into a bank, slaps a starfish on the counter, and says, โGive me all the sand dollars youโve got!โ
- What do you call a surfer whoโs bad at their job? Wiped out!
- I tried to tell a joke about surfers, but itโs pretty gnarly.
- Why did the surfer get detention? For skipping class!
- Did you hear about the surfer who became a baker? He makes excellent sourdough!
- Iโm friends with all the sharks at this beach. They think Iโm board.
- You know youโre a true surfer whenโฆyour car has more salt than a pretzel factory.
- Whatโs a surferโs favorite college course? Alge-bra!
- Why was the surfer always so calm? He went with the flow.
- My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. Guess Iโll just paddle back out and try again!
- Life is like surfing. You wipe out sometimes. Itโs how you get back on the board that matters.
- Surfing: Itโs not just a hobby, itโs a lifestyle. And by lifestyle, I mean I live in a van.
- Whatโs a surferโs favorite music? Anything with a good beach!
- You can take the surfer out of the ocean, but you canโt take the ocean out ofโฆwait, never mind, theyโre bringing their surfboard into the restaurant again.

Surfer One-Liner Jokes That Are Totally Rad, Dude
- I told the surfer he was paddling the wrong way, he said โWhatever, dude, itโs all relative.โ
- A surferโs life is measured in waves, not years. And sometimes, in hospital visits.
- You know youโre a true surfer when your car has more salt than a margarita glass.
- My surfer friend is so zen, he could meditate his way out of a washing machineโฆ filled with sharks.
- The only thing a surfer loves more than perfect waves is complaining about the lack of perfect waves.
- I tried to explain to my dog that I couldnโt take him surfing because heโs a Golden Retriever, not a Golden Receiver. He just stared at me with those puppy-dog eyes.
- Becoming a surfer is easy. The hard part is explaining to your boss why you need to move to Fiji.
- I asked the surfer for stock tips, he said โInvest in whatever floats your boat, man.โ
- How do you know if a surfer is lying? Their lips are movingโฆbut not from talking.
- Surfing: Because walking on water is too mainstream.
- Iโm not saying surfers are lazy, but their idea of a workout is chasing the ice cream truck down the beach.
- Life is like surfing, if you donโt paddle, youโre going nowhereโฆand probably getting hit by your board.
- What do you call a surfer whoโs always wiping out? Board-ing school dropout.
- Surfing and online dating are surprisingly similar: you spend most of your time getting dumped.
- Why did the surfer get detention? He kept asking the teacher to โhang tenโ minutes after class.
Quotes About Surfer: Wipeouts, Waves, and Words of Wisdom (That Wonโt Make You Wipe Out)
- โYou know youโre a true surfer when your carโs AC is broken, but your wetsuit drawer is overflowing.โ
- โLife is like surfing, you get the most likes when you wipe out spectacularly.โ
- โBeing a surfer means mastering the art of looking cool while desperately paddling for your life.โ
- โForget therapy, I need saltwater and a good set of waves.โ โ Every surfer, ever.
- โI donโt need a six-pack, I have a โsurferโs beer gutโ โ itโs practically the same thing.โ
- โSure, I have a 401kโฆ itโs the time my alarm goes off so I can check the surf report.โ
- โThe only time a surfer is on time is when the waves are pumping.โ
- โMy spirit animal is a dolphinโฆ that rides a surfboard, obviously.โ
- โIโm not always sure what day it is, but I can tell you the exact tide chart for the next week.โ
- โYou can take the surfer out of the ocean, but you canโt take the ocean out of the surferโs hairโฆ or his car, or his dogโฆโ
- โMy therapist told me to embrace my inner peace. So, I went surfing.โ
- โIโm not addicted to surfing, weโre just in a really committed relationship.โ
- โThe best surfer out there is the one having the most funโฆ usually the one furthest out with the biggest smile and no idea what theyโre doing.โ
- โSaltwater: the cure for everythingโฆ except maybe that gnarly reef rash.โ
- โIโm convinced โsurfboardโ is just a misspelling of โfloating happiness delivery device.'โ
Dad Jokes About Surfer: Guaranteed to Make You Wipe Out Laughing
- I saw a surfer using sign language. I guess you could say he wasโฆ riding the wave-length.
- You know, surfers are like sharksโฆ The best ones are always board.
- My son told me he wanted to be a surferโฆ I said, โDonโt be ridiculous, you can barely stand on the bathroom scale!โ
- Whatโs a surferโs favorite college course? Surf-ace Anatomy!
- Why did the surfer get detention? He kept wiping out in class!
- I tried to tell a joke about surfing, but it was tooโฆ wavey.
- What do you call a surfer whoโs always cold? An โaloha-nutโ!
- My friend tried to make a surfboard out of spaghettiโฆ He had a pasta-tively bad time.
- Surfers love grammarโฆ Theyโre always correcting their sub-ject/object agreement.
- I tried starting a dating app for surfersโฆ Itโs called โPlenty of Fish in the Seaโ.
- Why donโt surfers ever win arguments? They always get tide down.
- Why donโt they play poker in the ocean? Too many sharksโฆ and too many board members.
- A surferโs favorite movie isโฆ โThe Lord of the RINGS!โ Get it? Like, for the board?
- I told my son Iโd teach him how to surf, but first heโd have toโฆ catch a wave.
- Whatโs a surferโs favorite type of music? Anything with a goodโฆ beach!
Surfer Puns & Jokes for Kids: Guaranteed to Make You Snicker Like a Seashell
- Why donโt surfers ever get in trouble at school? Because theyโre always on a roll!
- What did the ocean say to the surfer? Nothing, it just waved!
- Where do surfers dance? At a board-walk!
- What kind of hair do ocean surfers have? Wavy!
- How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves!
- What did the surfer say when he rode his first wave? โThat was totally rad, dude!โ
- Why did the surfer get a job at the bakery? He was good at catching waves and making pastries!
- Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? He wanted to catch a really high wave!
- Whatโs a surferโs favorite board game? Surf-opoly!
- How do surfers talk to each other? They use shell phones!
- What does a surfer use to clean their house? Tide-y detergent!
- What music do surfers listen to? The Beach Boys!
- Why did the surfer fail his history test? He kept mixing up the dates with the tides!
- What kind of bird do surfers like? A gull-friend!
- What do you call a surfer whoโs always in trouble? A wipeout!
Surferโ Double Entendres Puns: Shorely You Can Handle These Waves of Hilarity
- That surfer has been riding the same wave for hours. He must be really into commitmentโฆ or just terrible at paddling back out.
- I tried to make a dating app for surfers, but I couldnโt come up with a good catchphrase. Itโs tough to find the right words to make a splash.
- She told me she wanted a surfer with a six-packโฆ Turns out, she meant a six-pack of beer to share on the beach. Iโve been played.
- The surferโs therapist told him to ride his anxieties. He took it literally and now heโs a pro at wiping out.
- Never ask a surfer why theyโre single. The answer is always the same: โItโs complicatedโฆ like the tides.โ
- I saw a surfer holding hands with a mermaid this morning. I guess you could say things were getting pretty serious.
- The surfer was bummed about his broken surfboard. It was his most prized possessionโฆ boarderline an obsession, really.
- Life is like surfing, they say. I wouldnโt know, I just get dragged along by the undertow.
- He wasnโt a very good surfer, but he had a killer Instagram account. He knew all the right angles to make it look like he was crushing it.
- That surferโs got a real chip on his shoulderโฆ probably from wiping out on that last wave.
- I met a vegan surfer the other day. He only rode plant-based surfboards.
- Why did the surfer break up with the ocean? Because she said he was too salty.
- My friendโs a surfer, but heโs terrified of sharks. Heโs all bark and no biteโฆ kind of like the waves he tries to ride.
- Being a surfer is all about finding your balanceโฆ preferably not on your face after a wipeout.
- She fell for the surfer because he was always so down to earthโฆliterally, after every wave.
Surfer Recursive Puns: Itโs Like, Totally Tubular, Dude
- Why donโt surfers get lost? Because they always know how to ride the previous wave of their memory.
- What did the surfer say when he saw the perfect wave? โThis oneโs so good, itโs giving me dรฉjร -surfing!โ
- A surfer walks into a bar with a broken surfboardโฆ The bartender says, โHey, looks like youโve got a tale to tell.โ The surfer replies, โNah, Iโm just board.โ
- You know, surfing is so addicting, itโs like aโฆ wait for itโฆ surf-ursion! You get it? Never ending surfing? Okay, Iโll see myself outโฆ paddles away awkwardly
- How do you know a surferโs been using the internet too long? They start talking in hashtags like #SurfersUpDude #TotallyTubular #CowabungaCatchYouOnTheFlipSideBrah.
- Whatโs a surferโs favorite type of comedy? Surfer-satire, of course! What else would it be?
- I tried to tell a surfing pun, but it wiped out. I guess you could say it wasโฆ sub-par. puts on sunglasses and walks away slowly
- What do you call a group of surfers who start a band? The Beach Bohemiansโฆor, wait, maybe The Surf-ari? No, no, Iโve got it: The Tidal Wavers!
- I tried to write a song about a surfer, but it was too shallow. Get it? Becauseโฆ they surf on the surface? Okay, fine, that one was bad.
- Why did the surfer get detention? He kept saying โLater, dudes!โ and surfing away from his responsibilities. Classic surfer move, am I right?
- Surfing is like a box of chocolatesโฆ You never know what kind of wave youโre gonna get, but youโre stoked for all of them! Okay, maybe not exactly like a box of chocolates, but you get the idea.
- I met this surfer the other day who was so coolโฆ He was ice cold, like the water he surfs inโฆ Get it? Okay, Iโm done.
- What do you call a surfer whoโs always losing? A wipeout wonder! โฆOr maybe just a beginner, letโs be nice.
- Why are surfers such good storytellers? Because they always have a new โwaveโ to their tales!
- Iโm starting a surfing business where we surf on sound wavesโฆ Weโre calling it โSurfinโ Safari Sounds.โ No? Too much? Alright, back to the drawing boardโฆ or should I say, surfboard!
Surfer QnA Jokes & Puns: Wipeouts and Wave-Inducing Wordplay
- Q: Why did the surfer refuse to sell his board? A: He had too many good times board into it!
- Q: Whatโs a surferโs favorite board game? A: Wipe-Out!
- Q: What do you call a surfer whoโs also a skilled knitter? A: A wave maker and a yarn tamer.
- Q: What do you call a surfer whoโs always losing their board? A: A wave-lorn soul.
- Q: Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? A: He heard the waves were going to be swell today!
- Q: Whatโs a surferโs favorite genre of music? A: Surf rock, duh!
- Q: Why are surfers such good storytellers? A: Because theyโve all rode the narrative wave.
- Q: Whatโs a surferโs favorite type of magazine? A: One with a lot of currents events.
- Q: How do you know if a surfer is lying? A: Their stories start getting too board.
- Q: Why donโt surfers ever get tired of the ocean? A: Itโs always got new currents to explore!
- Q: What do you call a group of surfers who start a band? A: The Beach Boys 2.0!
- Q: Why donโt sharks bother surfers? A: Professional courtesy!
- Q: What did the ocean say to the surfer? A: Nothing, it just waved.
- Q: What did the surfer say to the wave? A: Later, dude!
- Q: How do surfers introduce themselves? A: โHey, Iโm board, whatโs your name?โ
Surfer Knock-Knock Jokes Thatโll Make You Wipe Out With Laughter
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer dude, wanna catch a wave?
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer, I canโt talk right now, Iโm drowning in paperwork!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer get a life, said no one ever to a surfer!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly dude, you donโt expect me to answer that old one, do you?
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-tainly not going to work on a day like this!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer as Iโm standing here, I could really go for a smoothie.
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-get about it, those waves were epic!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-iously, stop telling knock-knock jokes and letโs hit the beach!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer, this heat is killer, I need to cool off!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly not me wearing shoes in this weather!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-prize! You just won a yearโs supply of sunscreen!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer, itโs hard to explain the ocean to someone whoโs never seen it.
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-get about yesterday, today we make new waves!
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly youโve heard the one about the surfer, the priest, and the rabbi?
- Knock, knock! Whoโs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly we can grab a bite to eat, Iโm starved!
Surferโ Pun Names: Because Wiping Out Shouldnโt Be the Only Thing Thatโs Totally Tubular
- Surf Ace
- The Boardfather
- Catch-A-Wave Dave
- Salty Steve & the Riptide Riders
- Hang Tenacious D
- Sunscreen, Lies & Videotapes
- Board to Death
- The Kahuna Kombucha Company
- Big Wave Daveโs House of Waves (Restaurant)
- Curl Up & Dye Hair Salon
- Wax On, Wax Off, Dude (Auto Detailing)
- The Tube Steak (Hot Dog Stand)
- Fin-tastic Mr. Fox
- Shell Yeah! Seashell Souvenirs
- Wipe Out William
Thatโs All, Folks! Catch Ya On The Flip Side! ๐
Well, wipeout those tears of laughter, folks, because weโve reached the end of this gnarly ride! We hope these surfer jokes had you saying โcowabungaโ instead of โaw, bummer.โ But donโt worry, the fun doesnโt have to stop here! Hang ten over to our website for more hilarious puns and jokes that are totally rad! We promise, itโll be the perfect way to catch a laugh wave. Youโre welcome, dudes!