Hang ten on laughter! π Get ready to ride the waves of humor with the best list of surfer puns and jokes about surfers. These arenβt just any old wipeouts, folks! Weβre talking clever, funny, and even positive vibes β perfect for kids and anyone who loves a good chuckle. So grab your board (or your imaginary one!), wax up those funny bones, and get ready for some seriously hilarious ocean-sized puns and jokes about our wave-riding friends! π
Top Surfer Puns & Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Shore-ly Chuckle
- Why donβt surfers ever win arguments? Because they always get caught in the curl!
- A surfer walks into a bank, slaps a starfish on the counter, and says, βGive me all the sand dollars youβve got!β
- What do you call a surfer whoβs bad at their job? Wiped out!
- I tried to tell a joke about surfers, but itβs pretty gnarly.
- Why did the surfer get detention? For skipping class!
- Did you hear about the surfer who became a baker? He makes excellent sourdough!
- Iβm friends with all the sharks at this beach. They think Iβm board.
- You know youβre a true surfer whenβ¦your car has more salt than a pretzel factory.
- Whatβs a surferβs favorite college course? Alge-bra!
- Why was the surfer always so calm? He went with the flow.
- My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. Guess Iβll just paddle back out and try again!
- Life is like surfing. You wipe out sometimes. Itβs how you get back on the board that matters.
- Surfing: Itβs not just a hobby, itβs a lifestyle. And by lifestyle, I mean I live in a van.
- Whatβs a surferβs favorite music? Anything with a good beach!
- You can take the surfer out of the ocean, but you canβt take the ocean out ofβ¦wait, never mind, theyβre bringing their surfboard into the restaurant again.

Surfer One-Liner Jokes That Are Totally Rad, Dude
- I told the surfer he was paddling the wrong way, he said βWhatever, dude, itβs all relative.β
- A surferβs life is measured in waves, not years. And sometimes, in hospital visits.
- You know youβre a true surfer when your car has more salt than a margarita glass.
- My surfer friend is so zen, he could meditate his way out of a washing machine⦠filled with sharks.
- The only thing a surfer loves more than perfect waves is complaining about the lack of perfect waves.
- I tried to explain to my dog that I couldnβt take him surfing because heβs a Golden Retriever, not a Golden Receiver. He just stared at me with those puppy-dog eyes.
- Becoming a surfer is easy. The hard part is explaining to your boss why you need to move to Fiji.
- I asked the surfer for stock tips, he said βInvest in whatever floats your boat, man.β
- How do you know if a surfer is lying? Their lips are movingβ¦but not from talking.
- Surfing: Because walking on water is too mainstream.
- Iβm not saying surfers are lazy, but their idea of a workout is chasing the ice cream truck down the beach.
- Life is like surfing, if you donβt paddle, youβre going nowhereβ¦and probably getting hit by your board.
- What do you call a surfer whoβs always wiping out? Board-ing school dropout.
- Surfing and online dating are surprisingly similar: you spend most of your time getting dumped.
- Why did the surfer get detention? He kept asking the teacher to βhang tenβ minutes after class.
Quotes About Surfer: Wipeouts, Waves, and Words of Wisdom (That Wonβt Make You Wipe Out)
- βYou know youβre a true surfer when your carβs AC is broken, but your wetsuit drawer is overflowing.β
- βLife is like surfing, you get the most likes when you wipe out spectacularly.β
- βBeing a surfer means mastering the art of looking cool while desperately paddling for your life.β
- βForget therapy, I need saltwater and a good set of waves.β β Every surfer, ever.
- βI donβt need a six-pack, I have a βsurferβs beer gutβ β itβs practically the same thing.β
- βSure, I have a 401kβ¦ itβs the time my alarm goes off so I can check the surf report.β
- βThe only time a surfer is on time is when the waves are pumping.β
- βMy spirit animal is a dolphinβ¦ that rides a surfboard, obviously.β
- βIβm not always sure what day it is, but I can tell you the exact tide chart for the next week.β
- βYou can take the surfer out of the ocean, but you canβt take the ocean out of the surferβs hairβ¦ or his car, or his dogβ¦β
- βMy therapist told me to embrace my inner peace. So, I went surfing.β
- βIβm not addicted to surfing, weβre just in a really committed relationship.β
- βThe best surfer out there is the one having the most funβ¦ usually the one furthest out with the biggest smile and no idea what theyβre doing.β
- βSaltwater: the cure for everythingβ¦ except maybe that gnarly reef rash.β
- βIβm convinced βsurfboardβ is just a misspelling of βfloating happiness delivery device.'β
Dad Jokes About Surfer: Guaranteed to Make You Wipe Out Laughing
- I saw a surfer using sign language. I guess you could say he was⦠riding the wave-length.
- You know, surfers are like sharks⦠The best ones are always board.
- My son told me he wanted to be a surferβ¦ I said, βDonβt be ridiculous, you can barely stand on the bathroom scale!β
- Whatβs a surferβs favorite college course? Surf-ace Anatomy!
- Why did the surfer get detention? He kept wiping out in class!
- I tried to tell a joke about surfing, but it was too⦠wavey.
- What do you call a surfer whoβs always cold? An βaloha-nutβ!
- My friend tried to make a surfboard out of spaghetti⦠He had a pasta-tively bad time.
- Surfers love grammarβ¦ Theyβre always correcting their sub-ject/object agreement.
- I tried starting a dating app for surfersβ¦ Itβs called βPlenty of Fish in the Seaβ.
- Why donβt surfers ever win arguments? They always get tide down.
- Why donβt they play poker in the ocean? Too many sharksβ¦ and too many board members.
- A surferβs favorite movie isβ¦ βThe Lord of the RINGS!β Get it? Like, for the board?
- I told my son Iβd teach him how to surf, but first heβd have toβ¦ catch a wave.
- Whatβs a surferβs favorite type of music? Anything with a goodβ¦ beach!
Surfer Puns & Jokes for Kids: Guaranteed to Make You Snicker Like a Seashell
- Why donβt surfers ever get in trouble at school? Because theyβre always on a roll!
- What did the ocean say to the surfer? Nothing, it just waved!
- Where do surfers dance? At a board-walk!
- What kind of hair do ocean surfers have? Wavy!
- How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves!
- What did the surfer say when he rode his first wave? βThat was totally rad, dude!β
- Why did the surfer get a job at the bakery? He was good at catching waves and making pastries!
- Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? He wanted to catch a really high wave!
- Whatβs a surferβs favorite board game? Surf-opoly!
- How do surfers talk to each other? They use shell phones!
- What does a surfer use to clean their house? Tide-y detergent!
- What music do surfers listen to? The Beach Boys!
- Why did the surfer fail his history test? He kept mixing up the dates with the tides!
- What kind of bird do surfers like? A gull-friend!
- What do you call a surfer whoβs always in trouble? A wipeout!
Surferβ Double Entendres Puns: Shorely You Can Handle These Waves of Hilarity
- That surfer has been riding the same wave for hours. He must be really into commitment⦠or just terrible at paddling back out.
- I tried to make a dating app for surfers, but I couldnβt come up with a good catchphrase. Itβs tough to find the right words to make a splash.
- She told me she wanted a surfer with a six-packβ¦ Turns out, she meant a six-pack of beer to share on the beach. Iβve been played.
- The surferβs therapist told him to ride his anxieties. He took it literally and now heβs a pro at wiping out.
- Never ask a surfer why theyβre single. The answer is always the same: βItβs complicatedβ¦ like the tides.β
- I saw a surfer holding hands with a mermaid this morning. I guess you could say things were getting pretty serious.
- The surfer was bummed about his broken surfboard. It was his most prized possession⦠boarderline an obsession, really.
- Life is like surfing, they say. I wouldnβt know, I just get dragged along by the undertow.
- He wasnβt a very good surfer, but he had a killer Instagram account. He knew all the right angles to make it look like he was crushing it.
- That surferβs got a real chip on his shoulderβ¦ probably from wiping out on that last wave.
- I met a vegan surfer the other day. He only rode plant-based surfboards.
- Why did the surfer break up with the ocean? Because she said he was too salty.
- My friendβs a surfer, but heβs terrified of sharks. Heβs all bark and no biteβ¦ kind of like the waves he tries to ride.
- Being a surfer is all about finding your balance⦠preferably not on your face after a wipeout.
- She fell for the surfer because he was always so down to earthβ¦literally, after every wave.
Surfer Recursive Puns: Itβs Like, Totally Tubular, Dude
- Why donβt surfers get lost? Because they always know how to ride the previous wave of their memory.
- What did the surfer say when he saw the perfect wave? βThis oneβs so good, itβs giving me dΓ©jΓ -surfing!β
- A surfer walks into a bar with a broken surfboardβ¦ The bartender says, βHey, looks like youβve got a tale to tell.β The surfer replies, βNah, Iβm just board.β
- You know, surfing is so addicting, itβs like aβ¦ wait for itβ¦ surf-ursion! You get it? Never ending surfing? Okay, Iβll see myself outβ¦ paddles away awkwardly
- How do you know a surferβs been using the internet too long? They start talking in hashtags like #SurfersUpDude #TotallyTubular #CowabungaCatchYouOnTheFlipSideBrah.
- Whatβs a surferβs favorite type of comedy? Surfer-satire, of course! What else would it be?
- I tried to tell a surfing pun, but it wiped out. I guess you could say it was⦠sub-par. puts on sunglasses and walks away slowly
- What do you call a group of surfers who start a band? The Beach Bohemiansβ¦or, wait, maybe The Surf-ari? No, no, Iβve got it: The Tidal Wavers!
- I tried to write a song about a surfer, but it was too shallow. Get it? Because⦠they surf on the surface? Okay, fine, that one was bad.
- Why did the surfer get detention? He kept saying βLater, dudes!β and surfing away from his responsibilities. Classic surfer move, am I right?
- Surfing is like a box of chocolatesβ¦ You never know what kind of wave youβre gonna get, but youβre stoked for all of them! Okay, maybe not exactly like a box of chocolates, but you get the idea.
- I met this surfer the other day who was so coolβ¦ He was ice cold, like the water he surfs inβ¦ Get it? Okay, Iβm done.
- What do you call a surfer whoβs always losing? A wipeout wonder! β¦Or maybe just a beginner, letβs be nice.
- Why are surfers such good storytellers? Because they always have a new βwaveβ to their tales!
- Iβm starting a surfing business where we surf on sound wavesβ¦ Weβre calling it βSurfinβ Safari Sounds.β No? Too much? Alright, back to the drawing boardβ¦ or should I say, surfboard!
Surfer QnA Jokes & Puns: Wipeouts and Wave-Inducing Wordplay
- Q: Why did the surfer refuse to sell his board? A: He had too many good times board into it!
- Q: Whatβs a surferβs favorite board game? A: Wipe-Out!
- Q: What do you call a surfer whoβs also a skilled knitter? A: A wave maker and a yarn tamer.
- Q: What do you call a surfer whoβs always losing their board? A: A wave-lorn soul.
- Q: Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? A: He heard the waves were going to be swell today!
- Q: Whatβs a surferβs favorite genre of music? A: Surf rock, duh!
- Q: Why are surfers such good storytellers? A: Because theyβve all rode the narrative wave.
- Q: Whatβs a surferβs favorite type of magazine? A: One with a lot of currents events.
- Q: How do you know if a surfer is lying? A: Their stories start getting too board.
- Q: Why donβt surfers ever get tired of the ocean? A: Itβs always got new currents to explore!
- Q: What do you call a group of surfers who start a band? A: The Beach Boys 2.0!
- Q: Why donβt sharks bother surfers? A: Professional courtesy!
- Q: What did the ocean say to the surfer? A: Nothing, it just waved.
- Q: What did the surfer say to the wave? A: Later, dude!
- Q: How do surfers introduce themselves? A: βHey, Iβm board, whatβs your name?β
Surfer Knock-Knock Jokes Thatβll Make You Wipe Out With Laughter
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer dude, wanna catch a wave?
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer, I canβt talk right now, Iβm drowning in paperwork!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer get a life, said no one ever to a surfer!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly dude, you donβt expect me to answer that old one, do you?
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-tainly not going to work on a day like this!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer as Iβm standing here, I could really go for a smoothie.
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-get about it, those waves were epic!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-iously, stop telling knock-knock jokes and letβs hit the beach!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer, this heat is killer, I need to cool off!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly not me wearing shoes in this weather!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-prize! You just won a yearβs supply of sunscreen!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer, itβs hard to explain the ocean to someone whoβs never seen it.
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-get about yesterday, today we make new waves!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly youβve heard the one about the surfer, the priest, and the rabbi?
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Surfer. Surfer who? Surfer-ly we can grab a bite to eat, Iβm starved!
Surferβ Pun Names: Because Wiping Out Shouldnβt Be the Only Thing Thatβs Totally Tubular
- Surf Ace
- The Boardfather
- Catch-A-Wave Dave
- Salty Steve & the Riptide Riders
- Hang Tenacious D
- Sunscreen, Lies & Videotapes
- Board to Death
- The Kahuna Kombucha Company
- Big Wave Daveβs House of Waves (Restaurant)
- Curl Up & Dye Hair Salon
- Wax On, Wax Off, Dude (Auto Detailing)
- The Tube Steak (Hot Dog Stand)
- Fin-tastic Mr. Fox
- Shell Yeah! Seashell Souvenirs
- Wipe Out William
Thatβs All, Folks! Catch Ya On The Flip Side! π
Well, wipeout those tears of laughter, folks, because weβve reached the end of this gnarly ride! We hope these surfer jokes had you saying βcowabungaβ instead of βaw, bummer.β But donβt worry, the fun doesnβt have to stop here! Hang ten over to our website for more hilarious puns and jokes that are totally rad! We promise, itβll be the perfect way to catch a laugh wave. Youβre welcome, dudes!